Ok, so I’m not giving pregnancy a good name, but do remember this is only my experience and so far I am what the text books would call the ‘unfortunate few’.
Meaning that after the 12 weeks period (1st trimester), the blooming stage is suppose to kick in, well I can honestly say I’ve not yet been fortunate to experience this part and have had the pleasure of people telling me for 5 week now that “your be blooming soon” well blooming my ass!!! You’re all liars!!
Now don’t get me wrong, a number of pregnant women have a much worse time of it than me, so I know I am lucky, but the point of this blog is to give people my inside view…
I’m currently laid in bed at stupid o’clock, as in early cos I’ve had enough of today and tomorrow couldn’t possible come soon enough. I’m having what one might call a extremely emotional or hormonal day. A day when the water works can be started off at the slights thing for example me burning the sausages.. yes that’s right this incident brought on the water works and it didn’t stop there, the water works continued for at least the next hour off and on for the smallest, most stupid reasons, poor Mr T must wonder what emotional wreak he’s living with this week!! (note to myself: must thank Mr Tays for being a star once this is over!)
So after a completely shit day, waterworks evening I decided to have a nice shower and a bit of pampering to end the day on a brighter note… but oh no my trusted friend “Mr bloody sickness” had to make a reappearance, this being the final straw in which I decided to give up on today and hope tomorrow brings a bit more joy.
Tomorrow myself and fat with twins, friend Becky are going for our first session of yoga for pregnant ladies!
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All I have to say about that is....Ladies....Squeeze your Anus, Vagina and Clitoris in and up to get the best possible pelvic floor lift....Anddddd release....
ReplyDeleteHowever when looking at Green peace with the flowers in her hair and the totally dodgy earings I was deffinitly not squeesing my vag to do pelvic floor, i was squeesing my vag to stop the piss from flowing and trying not to show I was going to piss myself laughing...and on to next week.........Bring it on..lol
Becks xx the fellow fat bird with twins!!!
lol, do you have to corrupt my blog with such language??!!!
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I think the women who announced she was booked for c-section but was hoping for a
vagina birth, I was dying to ask as where else it was going to come out from??